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Happy Earth Day! So how exactly are we certain that the Earth was born today?

A rough awakening greeted we each this morning. The text messages are as follows. Mind you, we have class at 9:30am.

Jaclyn (9:00): "I just sat up in bed.. you awakE?"

Danielle (9:02): "I just sat up in bed. Chugged water. Laid back down..."

Jaclyn: "slowlyyyy sit back up again. I'm chugging dayquil. or perhaps its nyquil?"

Danielle: "I hope its the latter. I have to pee."

Jaclyn: "I just gagged a loogie into the sink. this day is starting off very promising for we."

Danielle: "Cock and balls. I had a dream that my business cards came out wrong. Is that a sign?"

Jaclyn: "I hope not. I dreamt mine got printed with my design on one side and a red version of yours misaligned with mine as the other side and the printer made me pay for them"

Danielle: "The woman called me yesterday saying that she had fifteen sheets so far out of my requested 70 nd that had been 120 cards already..."

Jaclyn (9:18): "sheesh. did you halt her progress? wait are you getting ready or are you still laying horizontally?"

Danielle: "I am currently swaying back and forth on my vanity stool. I am indeed getting ready. When will you be?"

Jaclyn (9:30): "Gettin there. I look like I'm wearing a toga."

Danielle (9:41): "Ready Freddy?"

Danielle (9:57): "Monsieur?"

Jaclyn (9:58): "I dreamt someone said that in my dream too! Coming up on the intersection"

Sleeping beast from last night:

Sleeping beauty today in class. Bill was talking to her for 4 minutes before she awoke from a kiss.

Korren demanded that we take a picture with her today because, as she calmly stated, "I LOOK GOOD TODAY, DAMMIT!"

And then Korren proceeded to read the signs that determine whether or not your boyfriend is cheating. Uncannily, the characteristics seem to apply quite accurately to we.

"I look like a man.. and a very handsome one at that!"

-Danielle

This post has no sense of organization whatsoever.

caramel.